A message to girls who read books on the train.
I Saw a really pretty girl snuggle up next to a guy on a train platform this morning. She put her face close to his and he looked away. She closed her eyes and waited for the guy to kiss her. The guy rolled his eyes and gave her a quick peck on the lips. She looked happy and he had no emotion. This may sound playful, but I could tell this guy didn’t care and he was kissing this girl like it was a chore. Basically, go fuck yourself, dude. I will gladly kiss your girlfriend if you don’t want to.
Oh, and it only took a few seconds for this whole scene to play out. I swear I’m not a creep.